anna is just the queen of everything

anna is just the queen of everything

mrsclauses:

I’m having heart palpitations

mrsclauses:

I’m having heart palpitations

(via mylittlemoses)

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

(via thundercrumbs)

venusaurphobia:

Being a Christian doesn’t mean you have to be anti-science. I do believe in The Big Bang Theory, I just don’t think it’s funny or deserves six seasons.

(via thundercrumbs)

booty had me like

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clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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(via ruinedchildhood)

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via bee-shrek-test-in-the-house)

*throws used heroin needle from second storey window*
can you put that in the recycling please

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via fapitalism)

me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf