tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

(via zackisontumblr)

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

(via barack-obottm)

konkeydongcountry:

imagine setting this loose in the middle of a big auditorium while some important speech is going on

konkeydongcountry:

imagine setting this loose in the middle of a big auditorium while some important speech is going on

(via bee-shrek-test-in-the-house)

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

(via barack-obottm)

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

seanofledead:

Are you sure Are you positive Are you 100% positive

No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

seanofledead:

Are you sure
Are you positive
Are you 100% positive

No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.

(via ruinedchildhood)

She tasted like alcohol and memes. — Six Word Story (via yungsaintjesus)

(via barack-obottm)

could be gayer — a review (via hauntter)

(via zackisontumblr)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via sniffing)

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

FIRST PERSON TO REPLY GETS TO MARRY ME?

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via barack-obottm)

blameaspartame:

not a phase

blameaspartame:

not a phase

(via ruinedchildhood)

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

(via yesskyylo)